I LEARNED THE MACHINE GUN THIS MORNING
…I really need to spend more time gluing shit to other shit.
HOLY FUCKING TITSHITS
Okay. So I missed February, but here is a list that shows the progress I have made in relation to my pole resolutions.
-Ayesha (split and elbow grip) (I got this JUST the other day! We were practicing split grip dismounts and my teacher said we could try it if we felt comfortable…and BAM. Got it my first try!) :D
-Shoulder Mount (cup and twisted grip)
-Butterfly (elbow grip)
-Caterpillar Climb -Drops -Gemini Mount -Superman Combos
-Perfect Air Invert (
static and from spin)
-Bendy Diva Dive
I’m pretty happy with the progress I am making! I’ll take pictures as soon as I get my new x-pole! *Insert angelic music here*
Bonus Resolution: I want to start competing. So that’s a thing.
THIS IS A THING. I AM COMPETING IN MY FIRST COMPETITION IN APRIL. Ugh. everything is grand. <3